The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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