just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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