I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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