I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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