The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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