yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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