Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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