He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
We need to get me chipped asap
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
