im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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