is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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