I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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