you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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