The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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