it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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