She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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