Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
