let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
