I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i drank out of a bidet.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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