Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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