So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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