I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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