She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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