Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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