Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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