Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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