i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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