Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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