Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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