I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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