apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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