Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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