im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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