Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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