That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
The air taste purple.
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