That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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