is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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