Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I want her autograph on my taint
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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