My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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