theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
it's like heaven, but drunker
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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