It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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