Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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