careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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