have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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