We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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