Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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