In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Define "chronic" masturbator.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
they need to just BURY HIM!
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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