found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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