I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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