is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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