hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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