That's when you crack a 10am beer
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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