How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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